Cool statuses about fishing and fishermen. Beautiful and witty sayings about fishing and fishermen! Catchphrases about fish
001. “If fishing hadn’t been so calming, I would have killed everyone long ago...”
002. “Size and spinning test - confirmation of manhood...”
003. “The worst fishing is better than at home!”
004. “Don’t make me laugh, otherwise my tip is shaking! (Looking blankly at the spinning rod)"
005. “The most catchy lure will still remain in the store.”
006. “Does a fisherman need much on Akhtuba? The Orthodox list is enough."
007. “No matter how many spinners you have, someone else’s box is still more catchy!”
008. “No matter how you prepare for fishing, the fish will be caught in the wrong place, and not with what you’re fishing for...”
009. “It’s better not to weigh a big fish, otherwise it will lose half its weight.”
010. “If you yourself are ready to eat your bait, then the fish “IT” will definitely not eat!”
011. “If you want your gear to serve you longer, then just don’t take it fishing”
012. “So that the buoy stands and the boats float! (Mikhail Evdokimov)"
013. “Fishing is life! Work and family are hobbies. (John Springer)"
014. “The big fish is the one you caught, the rest are small.”
015. “Fishing is like football.. Sometimes we take it, sometimes it takes us.. More often than not.”
016. “Bite is a fickle, unpredictable and... difficult to prove thing.....”
017. “Only those fishermen who have no wit speak the truth. (Dostoevsky)"
018. “I have yet to meet a spinner who cares what people say about him
floaters. (Bulatovich)"
019. “In a real fisherman there is hidden a child who wants to play. (Nietzsche)"
020. “Every obstacle to fishing only strengthens the desire for it. (Shakespeare)"
021. “Cast a spoon and you will see where the wind is blowing. (Selden)"
022. "The only way to get rid of thoughts about fishing is to go fishing."
023. “Nothing confuses concepts about fishing more than the recognition of authorities. (Tolstoy)"
024. “Great is the fisherman who makes his listeners forget about the details. (Bernard)"
025. “It is not the original fisherman who imitates anyone, but the one whom no one
able to imitate. (Chateaubriand)"
026. “In fishing, any doctrine is an alibi with which the fisherman tries to justify his own limitations. (Camus)"
027. “Never speak disrespectfully about a spinner.
He is criticized only by those who are not given the opportunity to catch him. (Wilde)"
028. “Nature has given us a short life, but the memory of wonderful fishing is eternal. (Cicero)"
029. “He who has seen fishing can say that he has seen life. (Bucharsky)"
030. “Women inspire us to fish, but they prevent our inspiration from being realized. (Wilde)"
031. “Being a fisherman nowadays is very expensive. (Harrington)"
032. “A fisherman who can be understood is no longer a fisherman. (Maugham)"
033. " The best way Helping fishermen means becoming one of them. (Hancock)"
034. “Whoever buys extra gear eventually sells the necessary ones. (Franklin)"
035. “Nowhere do you feel the futility of people’s hopes so strongly as when fishing. »
036. " The best remedy from fishing - fishing. (Gentle)"
037. “Being a fisherman is bad because it takes up all your time. (Koning)"
038. “You can see a real fisherman even when he is naked. (Lec)"
039. “The one who said “stupid as a spinner” apparently does not know trollers. (Waldorf)"
040. “Fishing is the main of the great religions of the world. (Beers"
041. “You can’t become a good fisherman without a certain amount of stupidity. (Nightingel)"
042. “What is required of a fisherman, first of all, is patience, courage is a secondary matter. (Napoleon)"
043. “Fishing is just like the Boy Scouts, but the Scouts are supervised (Johnson) by adults. (Clark)"
044. “If there were no fishermen, they should have been invented... (Zangwill)”
045. “A fisherman needs a good memory and a firm belief in the lack of memory of others. (Ipohorskaya)"
046. “He mastered spinning, but in a particularly perverted form. (Vansovich)"
047. “A real fisherman is always a fisherman, even when fishing. (Genin)"
048. “It’s not enough to go fishing, you also have to get a job there. (Yablonsky)"
049. “Nowadays there are two types of fish - either cunning or dead. (Rigo)"
050. “A good fisherman is ashamed even in front of a fish. (Chekhov)"
051. “You can resist anything, but not fishing. (Rousseau)"
052. “With a spinning rod and a fish finder, you can have much more success, (Johnson) than with just a spinning rod. (Al Capone)"
053. “All vices are opposite to virtues and only fishing comes into contact with them.”
054. “Fishing is a noble passion. (Lichtenberg)"
055. “Fishing is just a dream, and its expectation is reality. (Voltaire)"
056. “Everyone has the right to fish in his own way. (Horace)"
057. “The highest pleasure is to catch a fish that others think you cannot catch. (Bagejot)"
058. “Fishing is like spring water - the more you drink, the more thirsty you become. (Schopenhauer)"
059. “Lures exist for the purpose of wasting them. (Marx)"
060. “Fishing is better the less harm it causes. (Hugo)"
061. “Whoever wants to go fishing must prepare for it. (Machiavelli)"
062. “Everything will pass...this fishing will pass too. (Solomon)"
063. “One should look at a day spent fishing as a small life.”
064. “Even the smartest fisherman finds it difficult to answer stupid questions. (Chilon)"
065. “Trolling, invented for mediocre fishermen who are mediocre in spinning.”
066. “There is no doubt that the best endeavors come from people who are sincerely passionate about fishing. (Bacon)"
067. “I fish - that means I exist. (Descartes) (or Kant?)"
068. “Fishing is not a herring that can be pickled for many years to come. (Goethe)"
069. “The sign of a fisherman’s true dignity is that even his envious people are forced to praise him. (La Rochefoucauld)"
070. “Great fish are caught with great gear. (Herzen)"
071. “If instead of the word “spinning” you start saying “trolling”, then you are getting old. (Khochinsky)"
072. “Fishing is an exercise in madness. (Pythagoras)"
073. “Fishing, like any madness, has its own logic. (Shakespeare)"
074. “Fishing is the secret of the world. The world is the secret of fishing. (Koltsov)"
075. “Fishing is a completely reliable means when you need to reduce your mind.”
076. “There has never been a single great fisherman without an admixture of madness. (Aristotle)"
077. “Fishing is a state of mind…. you can get used to it. (Seneca)"
078. “Where all the fishermen are, the non-fishermen look like freaks. (Balzac)"
079. “The fisherman has more suspicions, the less he knows. (F. Bacon)"
080. “Understanding fishing is the beginning of agreement (B. Spinoza)”
081. “It’s better to learn too much about fishing than to learn nothing”
082. “False knowledge in fishing is more dangerous than ignorance. (B. Shaw)"
083. “Fishermen of all cities and villages - unite!!!”
084. “They polluted the entire shore with donks! (Butch)"
085. “Fishing is like a naughty woman. He winks at a dozen men, rewards one... "
086. “Work is a way not to get bored between fishing trips”
087. “And in order to catch with a jig, you need your hands to shake properly.”
088. “Fishing is what it is, and nothing more!”
089. “On the computer’s keyboard there are APs next to each other - it’s probably not in vain...”
090. “Fishing is equality. (Pythagoras)"
091. “A fisherman is a person who knows everything about fish... and yet loves to catch them.”
100. “Unselfish friendship is possible only between fishermen with the same income.”
101. “Fishermen friends help us live, but they prevent us from working. (Tadeusz Kotarbiński)"
102. “Never judge a fisherman by his friends. Even among poachers, they are impeccable.”
103. “The difference between spinning fishermen and other fishermen: there are a lot of drunk people here, there are few sober ones there. (Vasily Klyuchevsky)”
104. “All the labors of a fisherman are for his mouth, but his soul is not satisfied. (Ecclesiastes)”
105. "It's not a sin to deceive a fish. (Daniel Defoe)"
106. “A fisherman is the same as any other person, only to a greater extent. (Arnold Forster)”
107. “Where there are two fishermen, there are three opinions. (Ancient Hebrew saying)”
108. "Every country has the fishermen it deserves. (Karl Franzos)"
109. "Tell me what you are catching and I will tell you who you are. (Briya-Svaren)"
110. “When there are big troubles, I deny myself everything except fishing. (Oscar Wilde)”
111. “The harder the silicone, the softer the jig head. (Thiessen Rule)”
112. “Catching a lot of fish is harmful, but catching too little is boring. (A. Karabchievsky)”
113. "Why catch fish? So that you want to catch fish again. (Raymond Chandler)"
114. “The more impractical a fisherman is, the more greedy he is for small discounts.”
115. “A fisherman while fishing thinks about this and that, but still more often about that.”
116. “A fisherman always has sinful good desires. (Stanislav Lec)”
117. “When you finally catch what you wanted, it turns out that it’s not what you wanted at all. (G. Stein)”
118. "The influence of women on fishermen during the bite is very low. (Mikhail Zhvanetsky)"
119. “No matter how bad spinners think about wormers, any wormer thinks even worse about them. (Nicola Chamfort)”
120. "There are two ways to catch a big fish, but no one knows them. (Frank Hubbard)"
121. “Only a few people understand a beginning fisherman. Even fewer understand a famous one. (Pablo Picasso)”
122. "Fishing is not as simple as you think. It is simpler. (Arthur Schopenhauer)"
123. “It doesn’t matter how bad you are at fishing, as long as you fish differently than others. (George Moore)”
124. “Anything can happen when fishing, but not everyone gets it. (Kirill Kyudov)”
125. “Fishing is outrageous when you think about it and wonderful when you live it.”
126. "Golden Rule fishing says that there are no golden rules when fishing"
127. "The norm in fishing is something that is very rare. (Somerset Maugham)"
128. "Life is too short to troll. (Richard Porson)"
129. “Living from fishing for fishing is the true art. (Wladislav Grzeszczyk)”
130. "A fisherman is a neurotic who is constantly treated by fishing. (Lee Simonson)"
140. “It’s the nature of fishing: the fisherman cannot suffer alone.” (Hans Keller)
141. “The first thing a worm needs is a strong ass. (Ludvik Bazylev)”
142. “Ultimately, trollers and spinners are equal - just not always, not everywhere and not in everything. (Vladislav Grzegorczyk)”
143. “A fisherman is a man who not only knows all the answers, but also works to create new questions. (New Stateman)”
144. “It is more important for a fisherman to speak than to be heard. (Henry Thoreau)”
145."No matter what a fisherman talks about, he always talks about fishing. (Konstantin Melikhan)
146. “Besides fools and roads, there is another problem in Russia - fishermen telling how and where to fish. (Boris Krutier)”
147. “There are as many ways of catching fish as there are fishermen. (Irena Dziedzic)”
148. “A man is a creature that can wait three hours straight for a bite and is unable to wait fifteen minutes for his wife to get dressed. (Robert Orben)”
149. "Fishing is the best excuse for early morning drinking. (Jimmy Cannon)"
150. "Fishing is the most labor-intensive way to relax. (Edgar Howe)"
151. "When fish are caught one after another, then fishing turns into work. (Gen-As)"
152. “All fishermen are equal, but spinners are more equal than others. (George Orwell)”
153. “I lose all interest in fish after I catch it. (Mikhail Bozheskov)”
154. “I love it when it bites. (V. Tretyak)”
155. “Every road leads to... fly fishing.
Cool statuses about fishing and fishermen
AND An interesting fisherman will meet a very decent fisherman, so as not to catch anything.
P Once a fisherman caught two fish on one hook and released them with the words: “No one will believe me!”
E If you pour vodka into a large canister, you don’t have to take a fishing box, because you can sit on it.
X a good bite happens either before you start fishing or after
T Aranka is not a fish. This is a Japanese gate opener.
R fisherman's fish - two fools got drunk.
P Young fishermen caught a mermaid at night. The next morning it turned out that it was a catfish, and everyone felt ashamed.
D PSnik, remember the motto of real fishermen! "Caught - release!"
WITH The fisherman Vasily caught the biggest bream when he forgot about his own wife’s birthday!
N And when they don’t lie as much as before the elections, after fishing and before sex.
H There is clean water only in springs and glaciers, everything else is covered in fish
WITH The idea of fishing is not to catch more fish, but to drink in proportion to the catch.
U For Russians, going fishing and going fishing are two completely different things...
M boy Borya, who spent his entire childhood fishing with his father, does not know how to talk.
Z private fishing in the spring is the cheapest type of diving.
E then pollution environment- just some kind of horror! Yesterday I opened a can of sardines - and it was full of oil, and all the fish were dead!
IN hydrometeorological center requires employees with joint disease
AND The wife admitted to her husband that she cheated on him while he was fishing. And he disappeared. I haven't seen him for a week. Then I could barely see with my right eye.
IN When I'm drunk, I'm capable of doing anything - even going fishing!
R Fish is looking for where it is deeper - there is less fuel oil
TO A classic example of a bore: a husband who regularly returns from fishing sober and with fish.
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IN In the new fishing season, reels with a speed of more than 4000 are subject to mandatory registration.
N and silicone bait is most often pecked by men
E If it doesn’t bite in winter, then before lowering the tackle into the hole, breathe on the bloodworm. His drunken noise can attract fish.
R The fish doesn't fall far from the fisherman
N and while fishing I catch fish))))
P I would like to meet a girl who loves to go fishing, likes to dig for worms and has an inflatable boat with a motor. A photo of the boat is required.
R to brag about the fish's ruffling tail.
E If you add a few drops of laxative to the bait, the fish will return to the feeding area faster.
P Since most modern carbon fiber spinning rods can easily withstand frost - they can be stored in the refrigerator.
D and what kind of fishing is this, fishing...
E If you have been detained by fisheries authorities, you have the right to a free cell phone call to your lawyer.
E If you feed the fish well with vodka in the evening, then at dawn it will bite well on beer!
B A spinning player's hair is a sign of youth
TO At the end of fishing, the fisherman no longer sees the fisherman from afar.
U An ice floe with Russian fishermen, starting from the Gulf of Finland, will take part in the annual round-the-world fishing trip.
The longer the angler’s arms, the less faith there is in his stories.
A woman who has never seen her husband fishing has no idea what kind of patient man she married.
The largest fish caught are always the ones that come off the hook.
Of all living things, fish grow the fastest, especially fish that have already been caught.
After all, the fisherman is the first to bite the worm. Fishing is not a diagnosis, not a disease, not imprisonment, but for life.
In the absence of fish and a tadpole - catfish.
The best antidepressant is fishing. Fisherman's Creed.
Give me some support, I’ll place my fishing rod there.
Fishermen are easy to identify: due to the often shown size of the fish they catch, their arms are much longer than usual.
Once a hunter and a fisherman met and let’s show off their trophies. The fisherman, of course, won. Any fish the size of outstretched arms is much more honorable than an elk of the same size.
The fish is small and the fish soup is sweet.
The fish doesn't bite because it doesn't have a beak...
The number of baits taken for fishing is inversely proportional to the variety of fish caught.
Work is a way not to get bored between fishing trips.
The most catchy lure will still remain in the store.
Creating the appearance of fishing is included in the price of the fishing tour.
A mirror carp usually reflects the fisherman's contented face.
Paid ponds fall into two categories: “Fuck it, I’m paying for it” and “Well, it’s worth it.”
Beer is the greatest invention. A wheel, of course, is also okay, but a wheel with a fish is still not that...
Many unresolved issues can be resolved if you forget about them and go fishing.
Fishing requires little passion - you need gear.
You can see a chatterbox by his words, and a fisherman by his catch.
Any fish is good if it catches the bait.
On a fresh worm and a fish on a hook.
Bad tackle won't let you rest.
A real fisherman does not catch fish, but luck.
Once again I am convinced that you won’t even find a pond without effort.
Fishing is like being in a bathhouse - there are no bosses, everyone is equal.
Fishing should be quiet.
There must be fish when fishing.
The only predictable thing about fishing is unpredictability. How thoughtful.
A good fisherman is not looking for a convenient place, but a fishy one.
Oh, if only a fish clung to a hook like a wife clings to a fishing rod!
Theorist, practitioner and ordinary fisherman. Theorist - knows how and what to catch, but cannot catch anything. A practitioner - he catches fish, but does not know why it bites him. An ordinary fisherman combines theory and practice - he can’t catch anything and doesn’t know why!
A student lives from session to session, and a fisherman lives from Friday to Sunday.
Don't have somewhere to stay the night? - Come fishing with an overnight stay.
The old man's troubles began from the moment he told the old woman that he had caught goldfish. Moral: if you catch something, keep quiet!"
Working with thoughts about the upcoming fishing is much more pleasant than fishing with thoughts about the upcoming work.
Still, it’s good when the family has common interests... He loves fishing, and she loves it when he’s fishing.
A man is a creature that can wait three hours straight for a bite and is unable to wait fifteen minutes for his wife to get dressed.
The hook is blunt and the cage is empty.
Ruffy in the hand, and fragrant in the ear.
Personally, I love strawberries and cream, but for some reason fish prefer worms. That's why when I go fishing, I don't think about what I love, but about what the fish love. Dale Carnegie.
Where are you, my one and only... who loves fishing... who loves to dig for worms... and, of course, has her own motor boat. Looking forward to hearing from you... and photos of the boat!
– Girls, today I’m going fishing with Lesha! - Great! Just don’t forget to take “Always Black” – Yes? Can't we get by with worms?
The man waited for a long time for the bite... an hour... two... And then his wife, after all, wanted to take a bath and let him go fishing!
I work as a system administrator, I'm passionate about cars, I like to drink beer while fishing, and I also have socks scattered throughout my apartment. Girls, tell me, maybe I'm a man?)))
Best status:
I would like to meet a girl who has an inflatable boat and a wild desire to go fishing regularly. Parameters: 185*94*41, 2-seater, gasoline engine.
All men's hobbies - be it football, bathhouse or fishing - are connected by one thing - the further they occur from their wife, the less their content corresponds to the name.
The phone rings: - Hello, can I have Vasya? “Unfortunately, Vasya died tonight. - My condolences! Will he go fishing?
To hide his drunkenness, returning from fishing, the drunken husband bought a huge catfish. It was this pork carcass that gave him away.
Russians are the only people who can go fishing and catch a squirrel.
if today I want to fish, but we don’t have a fishing rod, don’t invite me to go fishing tomorrow, tomorrow I will want to embroider with beads or cook sushi...
The biggest bream was caught by fisherman Semyon’s wife when she forgot to wake him up for fishing...
– And mine is already sick of me, take me fishing and that’s it. - What about you? - I took it! And I was right. The first time I came back from fishing clean, sober and with fish!
Fisherman's fisherman - two fools got drunk.
It feels like Rybak won not the Eurovision Song Contest, but the competition for the best call for mobile phones...
If a husband comes home from fishing with flowers, it means they don’t sell fish at the market today.
- My little darling, I’m going fishing! - Take the flip-flops, little bunny! - The flip-flops? What else is this for? - Who knows what kind of sauna this is!..
Fisherman's fisherman The best video Thursday)))
Fishing is a sport with mandatory doping.
I catch fish while fishing)))
You are a sailor, I am a sailor. You are a fisherman, I am a fisherman. You are on land, I am at sea, you and Maxim are in a fist.
The men gathered to go fishing, one asked the other: “Do you even know how to fish?” -What can you do? Pour and drink...
Finding your betrothed is like fishing! You’ll catch so much crap until a real fish bites!
How's the fishing? How's the harvest?
Dear men! Don't take girls fishing! And they'll drink all the vodka and scare away the fish)
you will not believe! Yesterday I went fishing and caught a bucket of crucian carp and a couple of divers =)
If a woman is cold like a fish, then a man should be patient like a fisherman.
I wonder how the winter fishing season closes? wait until the three fishermen on the ice floe swim away??? just like three thunderstorms before the swimming season...
Love is fishing: if it doesn’t bite, reel in your fishing rods...
Love is like fishing. If it doesn’t bite from the very beginning, reel in your fishing rods!
Hello. Can Vasya be allowed?...How did he die? Fuck, it turns out he won’t go fishing with me?
Many unresolved issues can be resolved if you forget about them and go drinking and fishing.
I have the best boyfriend in the world! He calls every time he goes fishing at four in the morning. I would kill...
Fishing is like finding a guy... To find a great one, you first have to catch so much crap...
You're a sailor - I'm a sailor, you're a fisherman - I'm a fisherman, we're not good at role-playing and we're not good at imagination.
Russians are the only people who can go fishing and catch a squirrel...
Here's a strange thing - fishing... why do you have to spit on a worm? What, is it better to catch fish with a morally humiliated worm?
Where are the men going? -Fishing. -Why a box of vodka? -Well... The fish won’t bite – we’ll catch the squirrels.
The biggest bream was caught by fisherman Vasily when he forgot about his own wife’s birthday! 🙂
Of course, I’m not a goldfish, but you’re also not the fisherman for whom I would make wishes come true...
Fisherman's fisherman - two fools got drunk.
oh, I want to go fishing, but I’m sitting here teaching, because otherwise I’ll spend time studying ((
I went to pick mushrooms, I’ll be back after fishing when the gun runs out of cartridges..
The biggest bream was caught by fisherman Ivanov’s wife at 12 noon, because... I forgot to wake my husband up for fishing!
Finding a boyfriend is like fishing! Until you catch something worth so much shit you have to fish it out = R.
Hiking without beer is... It's like fishing without booze...
One day the Chukchi were asked: “Chukchi, do you want to become an Honorary Academician of the USSR Academy of Sciences?” The Chukchi thought and said: - However, good! For even numbers - an academician, for odd numbers - to catch fish.
- Take me!!! - Where? - Wherever you want. - Well, I don’t know, you said yourself that you can’t stand fishing...
The wife gathers her husband for fishing: - Kitty, bring a big trout. If there is no trout in the store, buy carp.
– Girls, today I’m going fishing, Max will be there! – You definitely need “Always Black”! - Yes?! And I, fool, dug up worms...
After drinking a glass of vodka, the fisherman cast his fishing rod. Completely abandoned...
A man returning from fishing meets a friend. - How did you go? - Normal... - What did you catch this time? - It’s okay, we decided not to take the women...
They never lie so much as before the elections, after fishing and before sex.
If a woman is as cold as a fish, a man should be as patient as a fisherman!..
Fishing was in full swing - it was hard to distinguish the bait from the snack!
Of course, I’m not a goldfish, but you’re not the fisherman for whom I would make wishes come true...))
People lie most before a war, during elections and after fishing.
Dad asks mom - Katya, buy me a fisherman's magazine. Mom walks into the kiosk and says, girl, girl, do you have a newspaper, man, man?
The main thing is going fishing!! Don’t forget your fishing rod =)) Well, don’t get lost =)
The wife is cleaning her fiftieth fish in the kitchen and says to her fisherman husband: Honey, I beg you: drink vodka while fishing!!!
Wife to husband: - Are you going fishing for a long time? - No, Vitek only took two bottles.
For Russians, going fishing and going fishing are two completely different things...
– When we go fishing, we buy vodka, and when we return, we buy fish.
We, Russians, are the only people who can go fishing - and catch a squirrel...
Fisherman to hunter: - Well, no fluff or feather! - And you - fuck, not fish!
Now I don’t drink sambuca, I don’t go to discos, I don’t smoke expensive cigarettes, now I just do it the way you do it... gin, fishing and speed... breakneck speed...
You're a sailor - I'm a sailor, you're a fisherman - I'm a fisherman, we're not good at role-playing and we're not good at imagination.
Lekha can tell you how he went fishing and killed a moose there!.. Sanya can tell how he went fishing and confused the moose with his girlfriend!.. Vasya can tell how he went fishing and fucked a moose there, and they will believe him more than anyone: ))
Again the beloved went fishing... The truth is that the beloved still doesn’t know)... But he left anyway...((
A fisherman sits by the river in winter, his hat lies next to him on the ice, his ears are white from the frost. Another fisherman passes by and says: “Are you stunned, put on a hat, you’ll catch a cold!” - Yeah, right now, yesterday they offered vodka, but I didn’t hear it.
The wife says to her husband: - Tie me up and do whatever you want with me!... The husband tied up his wife and... GOING FISHING!
We are the only people who can go fishing and catch... a squirrel...
- Cinderella, get ready, we're going to the ball. - Fuck it, that means we're not going fishing anymore...
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A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
Fishing is the most time-consuming way to relax.
Fishing is the only sport where doping is officially permitted.
And the fish wags its tail when it is taken by the gills.
Estonians have invented a new float. Starts to sink 5 seconds before the bite.
As part of political correctness, the United States passed a law according to which “poaching” should now be called “alternative fishing”...
The crucian carp makes its way through schools of rotans, silver carp, and trout and is indignant: “We’ve come in large numbers here!”
The world's unluckiest fisherman celebrated his worm's 14th birthday.
Discovered by scientists the new kind fish - carrion fish. It doesn't get caught and that's it...
I just want to ask a girl with a piercing on her lower lip: “Did you bite on a jig?”
A hybrid of a shark and a goldfish was discovered in the Pacific Ocean: it fulfills three wishes.
The number of wishes increases from 3 to 50 if the “Golden Fish” is placed on a hot frying pan.
Spring competitions ice fishing ended in complete failure.
Fishing enthusiasts are divided into two categories: fishermen and alcoholics with fishing rods.
What kind of fisherman are you in the 21st century if you don’t know Photoshop?
A woman who has never seen her husband fishing has no idea what kind of patient man she married.
Vodka saved more fish while fishing than the entire fisheries inspection combined.
The fisherman's contented face was reflected in the mirror carp.
You should accompany your husband fishing in such a way as to discourage him.
If the fish spoke, people would go dumb.
Never go fishing with unknown woman- either she will hook you, or you will hook something.
Giving a person a fish means depriving him of motivation. Give him a fishing rod and he will run for vodka himself.
Of all living things, fish grow the fastest, especially fish that have already been caught.
Yes, I know the fishing spots! the fish just don't know them.
A real fisherman is not the one who caught a lot of fish, but the one who convincingly proved that there was no way to catch a fish this time.
The point of fishing is not to catch more fish, but to drink in proportion to the catch.
Fishing is the best excuse for early morning drinking.
Winter fishing in spring is the cheapest type of diving.
Once again I am convinced that you won’t find a pond without effort.
The biggest liars among fishermen are whalers.
Fishing is not a diagnosis, not a disease, not imprisonment - but for life.
There are two types of fishermen: some look at this activity as a sport, others manage to catch something.
The longer the angler’s arms, the less faith there is in his stories.
Coming back from fishing without catching fish is not considered bad manners. But with unfinished vodka, this is already a shame for the entire honest company.
Fishing is like being in a bathhouse - there are no bosses, everyone is equal.
In the absence of fish and a tadpole - catfish.
In the absence of fish, even a glass - a bite.
Once at a still pool, it is best to reel in your fishing rods.
For some, fishing is a vacation for the fisherman, for others, it is for the fish.
No one has ever seen a rich fisherman.
What kind of fishing is this?! yes, fishing...
The only predictable thing about fishing is unpredictability.
A good fisherman is not looking for a convenient place, but a fishy one.
Perhaps it pushes the fisherman in the sides.
A successful fisherman treats not with stories, but with fish.
Without patience there is no fishing.
You can see a chatterbox by his words, and a fisherman by his catch.
If the father is a fisherman, and the son looks into the water.
You can't throw a net into someone else's pond.
Hold on to the chance until it goes wrong.
Whoever fishes for a fish will have an ear.
A fisherman and a hunter are not a worker.
The water is calm, but the pools are deep.
Love is like fishing, if it doesn’t bite, reel in your fishing rods!
Fishing is in full swing when it’s hard to distinguish bait from a snack...
Real fishermen don't eat fish soup. They snack on it.
The fish doesn't bite because it doesn't have a beak...
Fisherman hate fisherman for sure.
Many unresolved issues can be resolved if you forget about them and go fishing.
Fishing requires little passion - you need gear.
Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A theoretical fisherman knows how and what to fish with, but cannot catch anything. A practical fisherman catches a fish, but does not know why it bites him. An ordinary fisherman combines theory and practice - he can’t catch anything and doesn’t know why!
Still, there is something suspicious in the name of the newspaper “Rybak-Fisherman”...
According to the rules of real fishing, fish don’t bite for 10 reasons:
1. It's too cold today
2. It's too hot today
3. The idiots on the motorboat scared away all the fish,
4. The idiots on the next boat overfed the fish with bait,
5. The fish are spawning,
6. The fish are poisoned by sewage,
7. Here they only bite on domestic maggots,
8. It’s not the right time of year for fishing yet.
9. It’s not the right time of year for fishing anymore.
10. It’s impossible to peck with our government!
If you catch a goldfish, but you have nothing to cook fish soup from, think carefully before releasing it back into the river.
A student lives from session to session, and a fisherman lives from Friday to Sunday.
Don't have somewhere to stay the night? Come for an overnight fishing trip.
Working with thoughts about the upcoming fishing is much more pleasant than fishing with thoughts about the upcoming work.
500 grams - is it bream or another white bream? For the fisherman who caught it - bream! For his neighbor - a bream.
Regular customers of the Everything for Fishing store also know each other from the Alcoholics Anonymous club.
It is not the fisherman who should like the worm, but the fish.
Some anglers catch fish, others spend their whole lives only feeding them.
The winter fishing season does not close until a couple of people on an ice floe are carried away.
Russians are the only people who can go fishing - and catch a squirrel...
After drinking a glass of vodka, the fisherman cast his fishing rod. Completely abandoned...
I went to pick mushrooms - I’ll be back after fishing, when I run out of ammunition...
An interesting fisherman will meet a very decent fisherman, so as not to catch anything.
If you pour vodka into a large canister, then you don’t have to take a fishing box, because you can sit on it.
DPS nickname, remember the motto of real fishermen! "Caught - release!"
A classic example of a bore: a husband who regularly returns from fishing sober and with fish.
The fisherman is not far from the fisherman.
The fisherman should boast that he is wagging his tail.
If you add a few drops of laxative to the bait, the fish will return to the feeding area faster.
Since modern carbon fiber rods can easily withstand frost, they can be stored in the refrigerator.
If you feed the fish well with vodka in the evening, then at dawn it will bite well on beer!
If you are detained by fisheries authorities, you have the right to a free cell phone call to your lawyer.
A spinning player's beard is a sign of youth.
It pecked yesterday and... it will peck tomorrow.
It seems to be biting, but it seems like it’s time to go home.
I got up early and caught more.
If you see a bite, show some skill.
Those who are in a hurry to hook will not see the fish.
Self-control and a keen eye are just right for a fisherman.
The fish is not stupid, but the fisherman is not a simpleton either.
When it bites, you don’t notice the mosquitoes.
The fisherman may not smoke for hours while the fish is playing with the tackle.
It bites when you turn away for a minute.
He drilled a hundred holes and removed his belly.
Perch loves to be searched for.
The fisherman lied and reeled in a couple of kilos.
The more holes you drill, the more fish you will catch.
Send me, God, such a fish that at least once I don’t have to lie!
Give up the habit of catching fish with a match.
The bite can be good, but the catch is worthless.
I didn’t get up at dawn - I lost my fishing.
Talk about fish when you have fish in your hand.
I fished until the evening, but there was nothing for dinner.
Bad tackle will not let you rest.
If time is money, then the richest people are fishermen.
The fisherman's memory is phenomenal: he even remembers what did not happen.
If you love to eat fish, you also love to listen to stories.
When going fishing in single file, from fishing while crawling.
A true fisherman has a kind word even for a worm.
The fisherman scratches his tongue, but does not always lie.
When the soul presses, the fishing line always breaks.
You can't catch fish while lying in bed.
The fish bite who waits patiently.
Stop yawning when you start to peck.
It is difficult to explain to fish what “balyk” is
The wife is a weight, if the float is not standing, you need to either change the weight or add a couple more.
Paid ponds fall into two categories: “why am I paying for this” and “well, it’s worth it”
For every cool tackle, there is always a local Vasya with a bamboo misunderstanding who will catch you.
A man is a creature capable of stupidly waiting three hours for a bite and unable to wait fifteen minutes for his wife to get dressed.
And why do fish swim where they are caught?
Birds of a feather flock together! And the fisheries inspector - even more so...
Fishing is cool!
The largest fish caught are always the ones that come off the hook.
A good bite happens either before you start fishing or after that.
Salmon to sturgeon: What is our life? - Caviar!
After all, the fisherman is the first to bite the worm.
Without a pond you can't even get a fish out of it.
Angry fish pecked at a fisherman who fell into the water...
The experienced politician, even while fishing, began to promise the fish a significant increase in water in the very near future.
People go fishing and don’t even get off the bus - as long as there is vodka!
Apparently there is a law of nature that an honest man cannot be a good fisherman.
The fish don't care about cholesterol - they can't stand the smell of sunflower oil!
The fisherman's credo - give me a little support, I'll place my fishing rod there!
Oh, if only a fish clung to a hook like a wife clings to a fishing rod!
A fisherman recognizes a fisherman by their hands.
A fisherman considers a non-fisherman a fool.
Fishing is a profitable business.
When fishing, the main thing is the process, not the fish.
Fishermen are easy to identify: due to the often shown size of the fish they catch, their arms are much longer than usual.
Unsuccessful fishermen do not exist in nature; it’s just that not all of them know how to lie masterfully.
Two fishermen twisted their arms to show each other the size of the fish they had caught.
It's not far to go, but it's far to go.
Fishermen have the broadest gestures.
There is no fishing that you couldn’t tell a big lie about. And there is no fish that cannot be magnified ten times in stories.
One fisherman once caught two fish on one hook and released them with the words: No one will believe me!
A good bite happens either before you start fishing or after.
Fisherman's fisherman - two fools got drunk.
The biggest bream was caught by fisherman Vasily when he forgot about his wife’s birthday!
For Russians, going fishing and going fishing are two completely different things...
The fish looks for deeper places - there is less fuel oil there.
Men most often bite on silicone bait.
If it doesn’t bite in winter, then before lowering the tackle into the hole, breathe on the bloodworm. His drunken noise can attract fish.
By the end of fishing, the fisherman no longer sees the fisherman from afar.
Perhaps the fish that got off the hook is also lying about the giant who didn’t catch it.
Fishing is boring until you catch a real fish, and after that it’s uninteresting.
The way to an angler's heart is through his bait.
Give your husband fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you'll get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Fishing is like drinking, only in rubber boots.
Many are too lazy to work, and some are too lazy to even fish.
The winter fishing championship was closed on the seventh day by a team of drug specialists.
No matter how you prepare for fishing, you will be caught in the wrong place and with the wrong thing.
It is better not to weigh a large fish, otherwise it will lose half its weight.
To make your gear last longer, just don’t take it fishing.
A mature man is a man who will always choose fishing between sex and fishing.
The fisherman sat so quietly that the fish began to worry about him.
The fisherman-witness claimed that the criminal was at least five meters tall and weighed at least three hundred kilograms.
Alcoholism is incurable, so fishing is a lifelong hobby.
After I stopped drinking, I stopped liking fishing altogether.
Our life is like fishing: you sit, wait for something, and drink from time to time.
Did your husband go fishing and bring a mermaid with him? Let's go, girls, to the seas - there are 33 heroes there!
I played fishing on the computer. I set "realism" to maximum. I sat stupidly in front of the screen for two hours. It didn't bite...
A smart woman will always let her husband go fishing! And a wise woman also has children!
Fishing is like love, eternal excitement: whether it bites or not, whether you catch it or not, and WHAT will you catch?
It would seem like small fry, but how arrogantly he is silent!
Others envy sardines, believing that they bathe in oil.
When my wife complained about a lack of attention after the wedding, he answered her with a Japanese aphorism: “Why feed the caught fish?!”
If a woman is cold like a fish, a man must be patient like a fisherman.
And yet men are a unique people!!! Getting up at 7 am for work is torture!!! And getting up at 4 am to go fishing is relaxation!!!
You can’t go fishing in a bad mood... Let the bad mood sit at home and cook dinner!!!
No woman receives the attention that a float receives in calm weather.
If you sit on the river bank for a long time, sooner or later your wife will break the fishing rods.
Men!!! Don't take girls fishing. And they'll drink all the vodka and scare away the fish.
Fishermen floating away on an ice floe asked the Ministry of Emergency Situations to rescue them more slowly because of the good bite.
An unlucky fisherman hates a successful fisherman from afar.
There are always more fish in someone else's boat.
It’s too late for a pike in a frying pan to remember about water.
Fish in the river - not in the hand.
Women - strange creatures, simple human joys are inaccessible to them: a goal from their favorite team, beer after work, or fishing with friends.
A real fisherman does not catch fish, but luck.
If there is a "saw-fish", there must also be a "snack-fish".
If I catch ten fish, I will tell you that I caught twenty, and so on. But I won’t exaggerate the catch any more, because lying is a great sin.
The lake and river are happiness for the fisherman.
Size and spinning test - confirmation of manhood...
On the worst fishing - better than at home!
The most catchy lure will still remain in the store.
No matter how many spinners you have, there are still more in someone else’s box!
Fishing is life! Work and family are hobbies.
The big fish is the one you caught, the rest are small ones.
Biting is a fickle, unpredictable and... difficult to prove thing...
Only those fishermen who have no wit speak the truth.
Any obstacle to fishing only strengthens the desire for it.
The only way to get rid of thoughts about fishing is to go fishing.
Nothing confuses concepts about fishing more than the recognition of authorities.
It is not the original fisherman who imitates anyone, but the one whom no one
able to imitate.
In fishing, any doctrine is an alibi with which the fisherman tries to justify his own limitations.
A fisherman who can be understood is no longer a fisherman.
Anyone who buys extra gear ends up selling what they need.
Nowhere do you feel the futility of people’s hopes more strongly than when fishing.
The best remedy for fishing is fishing.
The highest pleasure is to catch a fish that (according to others) you cannot catch.
Anyone who wants to go fishing must prepare for it.
A day spent fishing should be looked at as a small life.
Even the smartest fisherman has a hard time answering stupid questions.
It’s better to learn too much about fishing than to learn nothing.
Work is a way not to get bored between fishing trips.
To catch well with a jig, your hands must shake properly.
The fisherman knows everything about fish... and yet loves to catch them.
Fishing friends help us live, but prevent us from working.
The difference between amateur fishermen and sports fishermen is that some are drunk a lot, others are few sober.
The difference between fishermen and fishermen is that some just fish, while others actually catch fish.
Every country has the fishermen it deserves.
Tell me what kind of fish you catch and I will tell you who you are.
In case of major troubles, give up everything except fishing.
Catching too many fish is harmful, and catching too little is boring.
There are two ways to catch a big fish, but no one knows them.
The golden rule of fishing is that there are no golden rules when it comes to fishing.
Living from fishing for fishing is the true art.
Whatever the fisherman talks about, it always concerns fishing.
Besides fools and roads, there is a third problem in Russia - fishermen telling how and where to fish.
When fish are caught one after another, fishing turns into work.
If you add a few drops of laxative to the bait, the fish will return to the feeding area faster.
If you need to mark a catchable place on a reservoir, but there is no buoy at hand, drink two-thirds from a bottle of vodka, cap it, and tie a weight on a cord of the required length. The buoy is ready! Now you will definitely find it even at night with your eyes closed.
In winter, when fishing, it is best to hold maggots on your cheek.
When using the ENERGIZER battery, even after all the fish have died, your electric fishing rod continues to work! work!! and work!!!
To make sure that the guide rings are reliable, when purchasing a fishing rod, take a small round file with you to the store. If there are no traces of it left on the rings, then they are not afraid of any cord.
Experience shows that a helicopter finds a broken ice floe with fishermen dressed in white camouflage coats much later - which means there is a chance to catch more fish.
Now, in many reservoirs, in order not to be left without a catch, fishermen are practicing a new method: bring-release-catch.
Using a laser pointer, you can lure fish. A red dot dancing along the bottom, according to anglers, best attracts perch.
Since the New Year, many countries have allowed fishing not only with dead fish, but also with dead worms.
Soon the need for expensive gear will disappear by itself. All you have to do is bring a basin of clean water to the shore, and the fish itself will jump into it from the polluted reservoir.
The line will never break if you agree with the fish not to make sudden movements and be mutually careful when fishing.
The level of equipment of local fishermen in Karelia has increased sharply, as passing kayakers, tumbling, leave their favorite spinning sticks and various shimans in the reservoirs.
The “catch and release” principle is just another trick of Western fishermen who use this excuse in front of their more successful colleagues.
The RAPALA company has issued instructions for dealers on the sale of wobblers. Here are the excerpts:
... Lures of bright colors are best placed in the dark corners of the display case, and natural colors are closer to the buyer.
... Large wobblers need to be made as inaccessible as possible in order to provoke the angler to grab.
... Leading the visitor along the product should be done slowly, stopping near the most spectacular new products, twitching them near the victim's nose... With our lures, you are guaranteed success!
