Short, funny SMS for a guy. "Good night. Good night wishes for a man, short SMS in your own words, in prose, beautiful messages for your loved one. List of funny bedtime poems for boyfriend
P Last night I was lying in bed looking at the stars - the beautiful sky and the endless horizon and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
N night fell, silence,
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't hold him so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!
TO what if you're not in bed?
Why are you still awake?
You play on the computer
Or are you just sitting there?
Ah, you're looking for a bedtime story!
So now I'll show you
Quickly jump onto the bed
I'll tell you right now.
You understand everything, turn it off,
Well, go to bed quickly.
Close your eyes quickly
Don't forget to hug your wife.
L my little guy, are you awake again?
You, night owl, say
It's a sin to sleep at night,
How stupid and funny.
Good night to you.
And sleep - don't sleep, as you wish.
WITH Hurry up, close your eyes and go to bed, I’ll start the stopwatch! Just don’t lie down on the edge - remember about the gray wolf who can grab you by the side. The sooner you fall asleep, the sooner you will wake up. May you have the sweetest dreams in the world, in which the stars will play hide and seek with you, and the moon will illuminate your path.
WITH calm down, I won't come,
I'll spend this night
At work in the office...
Oh, these bosses!
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> WITH toe frogs and crickets,
You're the only one who can't sleep,
Sleep, sleep, sleep quickly,
How can I put up with you?
I'm tired, I just want to sleep
Let's swear for you.
I'll just lie down on the bed,
You'll start riding me.
That's enough, I'm leaving
I can’t bear it anymore, I can’t bear it anymore.
I'll lie down on the kitchen floor,
Good night to you.
N and you can’t fly with a broom anymore,
Thank God you fall asleep.
Your friend, soft black cat
Warms a girl's tummy.
SMS - good night,
Without a broom or other damage.
WITH good night and may you dream about the chocolate kingdom. And don’t forget to try the chocolate fence and drink from the milk river.
R fish, bunny, cat, fly!
Sleep, beloved little animal!
On a down pillow
Put on pink ears!
N hell the moon is burning on the earth,
I want to sleep until morning.
I want to say, in short,
Sweet Dreams, good night!
P May you dream of a gentle, white, affectionate animal -
He will stroke your ass and turn you on a little,
He will kiss your neck and then your stomach,
Then he will go down a little lower and...
Good night! Your animal!
G I sleep all night long,
You understand, luck is coming.
But I haven't forgotten about you
I want your sleep to be sound.
Good night SMS
It will arrive properly, like a summons.
T Iho night will come in the city,
And the clouds moved away from the moon,
Know that you are alone with me forever,
Sleep. Your Adam. And you are my Eva.
WITH Wishing you sweet, tender, beautiful, unforgettable, pleasant, delicious, unusual, extravagant, extreme, chic, awesome, cool, soft, fluffy... and also openwork, crystal, colorful, marmalade, chocolate and erotic DREAMS!!!
WITH take it easy, darling,
I'm about to leave for the match,
Even if my club loses -
I promise not to wake you up!
May you dream of victory
The cup that they are trying to take,
If suddenly this miracle happens,
I'll kiss you in the morning!
IN I'll add a mug of sugar and honey
And I'll put syrup in it.
I'll upload everything via SMS.
I'll send you a sweet dream
AND Life became shorter by a day, no sex, good night.
WITH good night hubby,
Just don't snore today.
It was just a hard day
So I got tired of everything at work.
So that you don't snore today,
I'll pinch your nose with a clothespin,
But it won’t help, well, alas,
I'll cover your nose with our heating pad.
Good night hubby,
I want to wish tiredly.
And you lay down on your side,
And you’ll sleep on me very sluggishly.
AND I try not to overeat at night so that my sleep is sweet and deep! I wish to sleep until the roosters, not to be woken up by a car alarm! I wish you a peaceful night to prepare for the next, but already stormy one... Sweet dreams!
WITH baby, close your eyes, open your mouth slightly,
Don’t forget about saliva - wipe it with your hand.
All jokes aside - sleep dear!
You are beautiful without wiping off your saliva!
WITH the sun wanders between the roofs.
You're probably asleep now.
Why am I sitting and getting angry?
Let me dream about you!
I'll lie down next to you on the bed -
Don't open your eyes!
Pale silk along the shoulder
I'm spread out, I'm hot,
I'll kiss the curve of your lips -
Whoever saw it died
And I will calm down on my chest.
When you wake up, wake up...
Z finally fall asleep!
If you're going to talk
And count dogs, sheep,
Always thinking about the weather
And about morning food,
And about what to go out in public in,
And about bread and water,
It won't be true!
Sleep well, sweet dreams!
Stick cotton wool in your ears,
Count the cows first
Or other cattle!
E If you don't wish me good night, then five little devils will come to you and tickle you all night!!!
WITH time to go, good night,
We are very, very tired
They don't want to see their eyes,
They fall asleep, they fall asleep,
Lips are tired of speaking
And the teeth cannot chew,
Our legs are tired
That they were trampling along the path,
The hands are sleeping, they are tired
Lifted and grabbed
And they wrote and waved,
They gave us no rest
Sweet dreams, time for bed,
Sleep well until the morning!
L my beloved, good night! I'll come home at two in the morning!!!
X Look, I'll come to you in a dream,
I will kiss you tenderly in silence,
I'll sit next to you on the bed
And I won't let you sleep all night?
I to you tonight
I'll fly like a mosquito,
I'll bite your ear
As much as I want.
You don't believe my words
Why don't you want to sleep?
I'm not a bug, in your crib
To bite you at night.
Okay, sleep well already,
I won't fly to you.
It's just a text message
I just want to see you.
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AND I have sweet dreams with a slight hint of vanilla
Late Night Dessert Service
WITH pi, my darling, sleep, good
Otherwise I’ll throw you out of bed
Hush, Little Baby, Do not Say a Word,
Sleep well, mother...
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I thief. I'm here to steal your sleep and your heart.
H no matter how mosquitoes bite you,
Bugs and various insects,
Wish you good night,
I want you my chamomile.
May you have dreams
So that without nightmares and anxiety.
You will discover all your dreams in them,
And in your dreams you will see roads to them.
So go to sleep quickly
Good night my mouse.
And only in your dreams don’t forget,
How I love you monkey.
Sweet dreams to you, my baby,
Good night, rest from the day!
But in dreams with a joyful flash
I wish you to meet me too!
The night lights glow with bright light.
The stars are scattered in the heavenly expanse.
Beauty, I wish you a good night,
I have spread out my sea of love for you!
I will emerge in your dream as a huge shark
And I will kiss you predatorily all night!
I want you to fall asleep quickly.
Oh, how erotic my prey is!
Darling, good night! I wish you a soft pillow like feathers, a comfortable bed like a princess, sweet dreams like May honey, interesting adventures like in a fairy tale.
Sweet dreams, my dear!
In them, be a princess among miracles!
And don’t dare crush the pea
My favorite bodies!
Do you believe in fairy tales? Fine!
Let her dream about you.
Let someone say: “So what?”
But you have time to enjoy it.
Let yourself go into your dreams
And be inspired by heaven.
Remember this beauty
Soar in your sleep like a bird!
Evening has come, and all my thoughts now, just like in the morning and during the day, are about you. After all, my endless feeling of love is not going to sleep. Well, I wish you a peaceful sleep, have a good rest!
Beloved, let me give you colorful dreams,
The stars will lull you to sleep.
But if I find out, it wasn’t me who dreamed,
Let's talk seriously.
Sleep well, my baby,
I will cover your feet
I'll kiss you tenderly on the cheek
And let's put an end to this.
You worked hard during the day,
I want you to dream
The land of happiness, where we are together:
I am the groom and you are the bride.
Good night to you, my sweet candy. Gain strength for a new day, because tomorrow you will drive me crazy again. May your sleep be light, beautiful and cheerful, like a summer cloud, like you, my beloved.
My love, close your eyes
And the wave will carry you along
To the quiet shore of a glorious fairy tale,
Where we will be happy with you.
My joy, may you dream
A sea of discounts and various sales.
Where I could admire things:
“Silk is wonderful! Delicate knitwear!
In everyone's dresses you are slim and neat,
The most fashionable color and style everywhere.
Everything is yours and, most importantly, free.
Let me have a dream like this.
I wish you a good, affectionate, gentle night! And also - so that it ends as soon as possible, because this will bring our long-awaited meeting with you much closer, my beloved and adored girl!
There were no roses, only daisies around
And so modest are the beautiful cuties,
What a shame it is to sprinkle petals on the bed,
But you can find out the truth from them!
Good night, honey, you know
That I love you, no matter what!
Mixing the Ursa Major with a ladle
My love, your sweet dream is in a hurry.
Honey of passionate kisses, dear,
Let him bring the syrup of hugs!
And only the dawn, waking up, will be in a hurry
Shadows to smear the blue eye of the sky,
I will wake up my beloved sweet tooth
The dream is ready to be repeated dozens of times!
Darling! Let you dream today that all the world’s brightest fashion brands are crowded into your closets, the best stylists are queuing up to see you, your phone is just ringing off the hook with lucrative business offers, and you love me even more!
Alina OgonyokWishing a girl good night is a seemingly ordinary and simple matter. But if this concerns a person whom you value and want to be with him every day, every minute, then this should not be done trivially. Especially when you're considering offering her your hand and everything you have. The heart too, of course. How can you make ordinary words look beautiful and original? Here, as they say, you need to know your future soul mate well. One option is to send an SMS with a text only to the two of you that is understandable and pleasant. But that's not true. The right phrases and the love embedded in them can sometimes work wonders.
But this method is good when it is impossible to personally hug and kiss your only one. There are more original ways. But you understand that it should not be in the morning, otherwise everything will look too cool. And in the evening at a “decent” time, even sleepy, she will be glad to see you. Where is the guarantee that she didn’t dream about it? And an “extra” kiss will only be a joy for you. At least that way. For especially romantic natures, we can recommend saying funny poems for my beloved own writing. Yes, it's not easy. But it wouldn’t hurt to try for your queen. After all, the main thing is not the quality of what is written, within reason, but the sincerity, respect, love inherent in the poems. Maybe a postcard too. If this isn't your girl. For your own, you only need words, even in SMS, but better in person. You haven’t forgotten that women listen more, and therefore it is better to convey all your feelings in a personal conversation.
Poems to a girl in SMS
Your beloved eyes and smile,
I see as if in reality
You go to sleep, even if in an unsteady atmosphere,
Everyone will come to you with a kiss that I send.
Sleep well, don't worry about anything,
My love is standing over your shoulder
She will protect you
It will save you from troubles and misfortunes.
Sleep, I wish you peaceful dreams,
I dream of lying next to you.
I want to smell your scent...
There's a little time left until morning...
So close your eyes tiredly
Hide your feet under the blanket
While I'm not there, it's not hot,
We're not with you yet, it's a pity...
May you dream of a cat -
White, soft wrapper.
He will sleep with you
Your dream will guard
You press yourself closer to him -
Together you will be warmer!
Good night!!!
Your cat.
I will tell you without keeping silent -
I always want “this”!
I want it on my nightstand and on the couch!
Squatting and upside down!
And in the cold and summer heat,
When the rain pours overhead!
And even if it’s very late,
I want...to say "Good night!"
I would like to sleep with you.
Gently, gently hug
And bury your nose in your neck,
Dragging you into bed.
I would like to kiss
To put my lips on you and caress you,
And then hold you close
And stroke it in your sleep.
Darling, let this night drive
All sad thoughts and all sorrows go away!
Let my confessions awaken in you
The desire for pleasure and desire.
What if suddenly a series of fantasies
If they come to you, then obey them, yes!
Let the languid bliss - a premonition of love -
It will overwhelm you. I'll come, call me!
My dear, good night.
I write to you with tenderness.
Miracles, whatever you want,
I'll ask Morpheus.
Let the night come with the most tender caress,
Will bestow bliss and warmth,
And dreams like a good fairy tale
They will fill your bright home!
May you dream of an Angel
Let him come down from heaven
Kisses tenderly on the cheek
And he will give you a Mercedes!
And on this Mercedes
I'm ready to take you!
The best girl in the world
I wish you sweet dreams!
Girls, you are romantic and mysterious in nature, demanding attention and love, but you must remember that the strong half of humanity also wants attention and warmth from you. Your husband will be very pleased to receive warm messages from you or cool good night wishes for your boyfriend, even if such wishes are unexpected. Boys also love romance and want to receive surprises from women, otherwise everyone is accustomed to thinking that the stronger half of humanity are hard and cold in nature. There is also a regularity in life that it is easier to please a woman: give a toy, flowers, candy, a kiss.
You should forget that you can give a man a cup, a chocolate bar, or household items (a knife, an ax, scissors). One more thing - you shouldn’t buy clothes, firstly, they may not fit him simply in size, secondly, for you they may seem fashionable, but for him they are completely tasteless! Cool poems for your loved one- this is what can melt the cold ice and rudeness that a guy shows Lately to you. If you want to write an SMS yourself, write from the heart, do not write something that you do not understand or do not feel, thereby you are deceiving him and confusing yourself. Just taking everything from an Internet resource is banal and not fair. If he has a good memory or he has already read a similar verse somewhere, then he will not understand you, but on the contrary, he will be offended and for a long time not to mention that he is offended. Emphasize in your message: strength, courage, beauty, describe your feelings, say how important he is to you, say that you are glad that he appeared in your life, that you have been waiting for such a meeting for a long time. You can attach your photo or send it after the message.
Poems for a guy in SMS
Sleep sweetly my cocky little one,
I want to see how sweetly you sleep,
And maybe I’ll go on the road with you,
Where we can fall asleep cuddling.
And in the morning wake up with him,
Well, with the one between your legs, “yours”,
Now I wish you a sound sleep,
And at night you can only remember me.
May your dream be magical
And you’ll dream about a lot of things in it,
That you were the first in the competition,
And you were able to fight the fire!
With you I'm never afraid
Well, even if you're sleeping,
After all, it’s not in vain that you’re nearby,
And in case of danger you will protect!
Dear loved one,
Together you and I forever,
I love you very much,
And I send you a message this night.
Go to sleep quickly, hero,
You are my man, only mine.
I will fly to you in my dreams,
Because I don't want to live without you.
Good night my piggy,
I wish you sweet dreams.
You're sprawled out on the bed,
And I still couldn’t sleep.
Cause I've been putting up with you for so long
Only because I love.
And to be honest, frankly,
I can't sleep without you anymore.
My beloved man,
My heart is always with you,
You better get into bed
It's late, I need to sleep.
Let the moon that hangs in the sky
Magic will invite you into your dreams,
Rest, gain strength.
You are the only one in the world.
Close your eyes and just dream
Remember how you and I are together,
Does the bed squeak? - But I’m not there,
Your sweetheart sleeps alone.
Sleep well, my beloved - I'm waiting again,
I'll make the bed again for the two of us,
We can warm it up together,
Well, for now, it's time to fall asleep.
My dear, dear,
And of course darling,
I love you very much,
I won't survive the night!
And in order to somehow support,
So that I can fall asleep with you,
In a dream I ask you to come,
And reward me with a kiss!
I can't sleep peacefully at night,
I remember your tender gaze
What happened between us
Something that cannot be returned back.
I love you, but you don't notice it
That I only need you alone.
Everything is like in a fairy tale, you know,
I am a slave, you are my master.
